12-gauge-rage:

Police: “Where were you the night of December 12th?”Mitch Hedberg: “Buying a donut”Police: “Do you have a receipt to prove this?”Mitch Hedberg: “DAMMIT!”

12-gauge-rage:

Police: “Where were you the night of December 12th?”

Mitch Hedberg: “Buying a donut”

Police: “Do you have a receipt to prove this?”

Mitch Hedberg: “DAMMIT!”